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Kansas Population 2,715,884 - Bourbon County Population 15,379 Mapleton Population in 2009-98, 1990-96, 1928-245 Elevation 878' - Latitude 38° 0' - Longitude 94° 53' 0"W Zip Code 66754 - Bourbon County - County Code BB Click on any Icon that interests you! |
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The Difference When You Marry a Kansas Woman The first man married a woman from Oklahoma. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and the dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from Iowa. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, cooking, and the dishes. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, there was a huge dinner on the table and the dishes were done. The third man married a woman from KANSAS. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, the dishes washed, the lawn mowed, the laundry done, and a hot meal on the table three times a day. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm had healed enough that he could fix himself a bologna sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he Sits. Some words changed to fit the story! |
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Do you know this old car? Do You Know the Little Girl? Well How about the old House? Well what about the guy behind the car? (sillE & neraK-ecalp nothguotS dlo ehT) |
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